Under the Bridge

While hanging out in San Francisco we were told by a parking lot attendant that the president of the Hell's Angels San Francisco chapter was killed so there were going to be a bunch of members coming for his funeral. He thought we were there for the funeral...yeah right. Like a Hells Angel would ride a kawasaki or honda.

This motorcycle gang is so shady. But their jackets are cool so they can't be all that bad. i need to get me one of these jackets.

Apparently hells angels like IHOP because there were like 15 of them there eating breakfast. They didn't look too tough. At least some of them were riding motorcycles. Most of the ones i saw earlier were old and were driving cars...pretty lame if you ask me.

i got a tattoo!

pretty gangsta huh?

Travel Lodge has some of the worst beds i've ever slept on. Each morning my back was in more pain. Its like a hot chick promising to go out with me if i attempted to lift an elephant. But what i did not know was that this elephant was raised in the united states so it ate fast food like Big Macs from McDonald's and Whoppers from Burger King. As a result this elephant became morbidly obese and all the other elephants would make fun of him. He finally got so depressed and jumped off a cliff. But he was so fat that he didn't die and only broke most of his bones. He then went through some crazy surgery where they lined his bones with some crazy dense metal like adamantuim, so this elephant was super heavy....and i tried to pick it up and hurt my back. Basically my back hurt a lot.

Anyway, we took route 1 to Morro Bay. Turns out Los Angeles is farther than we expected so we'll be going to Morro Bay instead. Taking route 1 was pretty sweet. It was a little cool but the scenery was amazing.
i took the lead for most of the way because i like to take the turns as fast as i can. i only touched the asphalt with my floor boards twice. i pulled over to a random vista point and just so happened to be a hang out place for sea lions. They're so cute when they're not barking like retards. i just wanted to run down the the beach and squeeze one to death. Especially the one that looked like it was looking directly at me clapping his flippers together. He looked like he could use a hug. But i'm sure they smell even worse when up close and a male sea lion would probably get all defensive up in my face and kill me somehow if i were to approach them.
We arrived in Morro Bay. A population of 10,000 something and elevation of 10 feet. Wonder why they even bother telling the elevation. We just couldn't get away from the sea lions. They were at the docks here as well barking up a storm. Thank goodness our hotel wasn't any where near the water because they were barking all night long.
i picked some fancy place for dinner, The Galley Seafood Grill and Bar. The food was crazy delicious. The crab cakes and clam chowder were the best yet. For the main course i had the sea bass which was also really good.
For dessert i had....you guessed it, New York style cheese cake. This was way better than the cheese cake at the basque restaurant. At first i didn't like it because it was a lot lighter than the basque one but after a couple . The crust on this slice was really good too. Not too sweet and not burnt, that takes skill.
Hitting Los Angeles tomorrow!