Mario

At school, one year i was staying in the dorms...but it was really an apartment with a full kitchen. Even though there was a kitchen we weren't allowed to have candles or incense. i thought that was pretty silly so i went ahead and brought my incense burner to the apartment. One of my roommates decided to name it Mario, since the school mascot is a dragon named Mario...original i know.

The burner burns these cone shaped coals and even though i have a bunch of different scents...they all smell like a a buddhist temple to me. You just stick one of the cones in and light it for a few seconds, blow it out and you're ready to go. The smoke comes out of the mouth of the dragon, and if you can stand the smell its nice to watch.

My roommates thought it would be cool to put more than one cone in the dragon, like six. Managed to fill the whole apartment, and it leaked in to the hallway. Wasn't long until the RA came knocking on the door. Of course i wasn't there at the time.

She said,"I know what you guys are doing in there and it needs to stop, or i'll turn you into the Resident Director."

She thought they were smoking pot. Maybe if she visited the people that lived in that apartment before us...she might have been right. My roommate then told her she didn't know what she was talking about and that it was just incense. Embarrassed, she quickly came back with, "well you're not allowed to be burning incense either so stop or i'll write you up for that."

Should have hid the incense from the roommates.