Silly Teapot

One of the many things my mom collects is nutcrackers. There are a million in her house. Some of which are about 4 feet tall. Which is just ridiculous. But is it even a nutcracker if it doesn't crack nuts? Like seriously...it got its name because of its function, if it doesn't perform that function then it shouldn't be called that.

An example is this teapot nutcracker. First of all its hideous just like several other things in this house. i don't know what it should be called, but definitely not 'teapot nutcracker'. If anything it should be called the 'gay cracker' because seriously...there is no way a dude in a 'teapot pose' would look remotely straight.