Why So Many Buffets?

My parents wanted to go out for dinner. Their choice, Old Country Buffet...because they had a coupon. i can't stand that place. The food is just horrible. Well i guess the salad bar is alright...but thats it. Everything else is just disgusting. i managed to talk them out of going. They then wanted to go to Jim's Buffet, a chinese buffet. Ugh, i didn't want to go to a buffet. We then all agreed on an Indian restaurant. Turned out that was a buffet too, but only for lunch. So we ended up going to Jim's...
Well i tried. My first plate went pretty well. Everything except the chicken wings. The wings were very dry, i should have known better. The beef roas thing was pretty good too, probably because it has been cooked for ever and contained massive amounts of fat.
The second plate was probably the best one out of the three. Mostly because i got some fried dumplings on there...because they're basically fried crack. The crab rangoon was pretty good too. The boneless spare ribs are always delicious as well.
Totally ruined the third plate, i didn't know if i wanted dessert, sushi, or more main course. So i got all three. The kimchi was awful, it wasn't even hot. i made the horrible mistake of pouring soy sauce on my dumplings, it just ran into the jello....so my jello tasted like soy sauce. If that sounds nasty thats because it is, but i still finished it because i'm gangsta like that.

Ugh, i'm so tired of buffets.