Disco Sweat

Its been about 2 months now and all i have to show for it is 8 lbs. Pretty sad i know. You see those people on Biggest Loser lose 10 lbs in just a week. Maybe i should take up vomiting, that worked for a couple celebrities but i would just end up eating again. Or maybe the cocaine diet, but i'm pretty sure if i did that i would just eat faster.

i got it, i'll just order me one of those fancy Richard Simmons Disco Sweat dvds...i'm sure that'll knock off the pounds! Oh wait, i can't stand that guy or disco...lemon.
i actually jumped on the scale 5 minutes later and it read 190 lb, but the picture i took of that was blurry...maybe i'll be able to break 190 tomorrow after a run. While helping josh move he asked if i lost some weight...i was wearing a sweat shirt...how can you tell if someone has lost some weight if they're wearing a bulky sweat shirt? i must of been huge or he was just saying that.

Hmm, maybe if i took up dancing...