The Wind Chimes

Another new thing to the house, wind chimes. Some guy is making millions of dollars off these things that serve no purpose... The invention of wind chimes were probably an accident, because there is no way i could believe some one would spend time thinking something like this up. My theory is that this guy was building a metal puppet for the first time, and was getting so frustrated that he just chucked the whole project out the window. It then got caught on a hook that was used for a hanging flower pot, but the flower pot was not there because Junior just watched a Mexican cartoon and had the urge to hit a pinata. The metal puppet (which had no resemblance of a puppet) got caught on the hook and was freely blowing in the wind making chimes...

Pointless, annoying
Metal serving no purpose
The silly wind chimes