Cougar

Went to Mariano's last night with brent. It was karaoke night and it was jammed pack. brent really wanted to go because we think the the waitress likes him and if he gives her enough attention, she might hook us up with some free booze. Its kind of like a free shirt. brent also go hit on by a cougar...she was 'curious' about his clove cigarettes. She then asked if she could have drag and said,"do i inhale it?"...please, we know what you're trying to do, we weren't born yesterday. She then bounced a hit on a guy that was a closer to her age, maybe only 20 years younger than her.
On the way out of the bar, brent got stopped again...not buy a cougar, but a guy this time. He said,"don't i know you? you look familiar...i live in the area and i swear i see you all the time..." Man, brent is a pimp...that or everyone was just wearing their beer goggles that night.